but don’t expect me back.


that’s where i’m at doeee.



Long time ago in England, a couple could not have a sex without a written permission from the king (Except if she/he was a member of the royal family). So if someone wanted to have babies, they will go to the king to ask for a written permission. The king then gave a kind of pass card that must be hung on the bedroom door when they had a sex. The card read “F.U.C.K.” (Fornification Under Consent of the King)


you’re fucking kidding me.



 ‎3 years old - “Mommy, I love you”
13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM!”
16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying”
18 years old - “I wanna leave this house!”
25 years old - “Mom, you were right”
30 years old - “I wanna be with my mom again”
50 years old - “I dont want to lose my mom”
70 years old - “I would give up everything for my mom to be here with me”

We only have 1 Mom.
Reblog this if you appreciate your Mom.

I do love my mommy.

I have two mommies >_> my birth mom, and my adopted mommy, but I love both of them. <3


not that I would know, but good point!

me and my boyfriend have been in a long distance relationship for almost a year now. it’s possible. :)

- The Strokes


that’s not productive…

^ i agree.

Nice hair, but I’d be too afraid to dye my eyebrows pink lol


It’s not brainwashing, I am ;)